Greater Tuna
May 1-4, 2008

Act I
"If Didi's can't kill it, it's immortal."
Harold Dean Lattimer, Weather Man
"You forgot to throw the power switch. You are not on the air."
Elmer Watkins for Klan 249
"Eight dogs is too many."
"I could kill that Petey Fisk!"
Stanley and Bertha
"Now honey, everybody can't be cheerleader."
"And I'm currently president and co-founder of Fewer Blacks in Literature."
"This is Petey Fisk, speaking to you for the Greater Tuna Humane Society."
Bertha Gives Petey a Piece of Her Mind
On the Line with Lenora
"Can't something be done about those Halloween pranksters?"
Phinas Blye
Arles and Thurston
"Dear Mrs. Burras..."
"I'm gonna make you a bitter pill."
"Pearl, how come you poisoned Uncle Henry's bird dog?"

Act II
The Funeral for Judge Roscoe Buckner
"Ain't it awful?"
Stanley Confesses
Charlene Goes on the Air
The Weekly Art Minute
"Only four of 'em have died, and there wasn't a one of 'em turned orange."
Vera Carp, Vice-President of the Smut Snatchers of the New Order
The Power Struggle Thing
The Buckner Eulogy
Sheriff Givens Interrogates Stanley
"You doin' drugs, boy?"
Jody Listens to the Radio
Hank Bumiller
"Lord, you have just got to give me strength not to buy any bullets. Amen."
Didi Lets R.R. Have It
"If you can find someplace you like better than Tuna... MOVE!"