The Gifts of the Magi
December 10-13, 2009

Act I
"Star of the Night"
Willy Porter
"Do you have any money for the paper?"
"Jim and Della"
"Christmas to Blame"
"If you don't believe that one I have plenty more."
Della and the Butcher
Jim and the Secretary
"How Much to Buy My Dream"
"Would a double dessert stiffen the sentence?"
"You can't afford to be polite if you want to enter polite society."
"The Restaurant"
Soapy Is Taken Off to the Kitchen

Act II
Jim and Della's Christmas Tree
"I would never leave you, Della. I couldn't."
"Once More"
"Injustice happened to me. Even worse, charity."
Him and Her Offer Soapy Lunch
Jim and Soapy Talk
Soapy Sings Out
"Bum Luck"
Soapy Frames Himself
"We sell only quality merchandise, Sir. For customers of quality.
"Greed"
Della Laments
Soapy Hits on a Stranger
"The Same Girl"
Jim and Della Finally Exchange Gifts
"You know what vagrancy and insulting an officer of the law can get you?"
"The Gift of Christmas"